Whatzupwitu

So friends, it has been a while. Life has been cray cray, and I’m pretty sure that a gypsy woman has put a hex on me. Word of advice, don’t make direct eye contact with an old woman that has one milky eye. IT’S A TRAP. I have also seemed to anger the Electronics Gods, because nearly every electronic device that I own has gone kaput, including my home computer. So, I haven’t broken up with you, I am just having a hard time right now. It’s not you, IT’S ME.

At least I have things to keep me occupied, my Kindle still works, so I am able to read really terrible young adult novels and I have been CAST IN A PLAY! I had just been thinking that I’d like to get back in acting, so I sent some vibes out to the universe and it complied. I am doing the play Boom for Real with Paper Chairs and it is going to be spectacular. It has a lot of wonderful, interesting movement and a goddamned dragon. I get to play a villain and I get my own kick ass rock solo. I am so excited I could pee. I will keep y’all posted as we move along. Let’s see, what else? OH OH! BZZT! IMPORTANT–Due to watching hours upon hours of Pretty Little Liars, I have decided to grow my hair out. All of the girls on that show have such pretty long hair, and I am easily influenced. Sorry Jean Seberg.

I have to go drink beer and eat pizza now, as it is Friday, so I am going to wrap this up. These are the important things that are happening in my life in one waterfall jumble of words:

brunch

chad’s janky back

BOOM

movement

long red hair

truman walking

janky electronics

headbands with bows

terrible night sleep

moccasins

I will leave you with a picture of me eating a cinnamon roll at BRUNCH and a very important music video. Love you, Love ME.